I am literally both of them at the same time
"I’ll just leave that there"
damn homie just ripped his arm off and walked away that is some hardcore shit right there
what do you call a snobbish criminal going down the stairs?
I don’t know. What?
a condescending con descending.
That was beautiful
It’s Hard Out Here for a Bitch - Lady Heroes 179/∞
I’m not saying you can’t be anything you want to be. But the whole “superhero” thing is much more than just wearing a cape and getting famous.
Oliver doesn’t like Larry
Everyone’s like whoa, ants can lift 50 times their weight. A fucking leaf is like 50 times their weight. I’ll fight an ant right now.
remember when miley was randomly in hsm2
BECAUSE WE VOTED ONLINE FOR WHICH HANNAH MONTANA STAR WE WANTED TO SEE CAMO AND WE ALL VOTED ON DISNEY CHANNEL DOT COM WITH PARENTS PERMISSION
i voted for her without parents permission
damn, i just got SERVED. by my waitress. this restaurant is excellent.
the walking dead: [daryl dixon: first and last appearance] ↴
“You take one sip before those meds get in our people, I will beat your ass into the ground. You hear me?”
to the prankster who put “the moon” as the address on their online pizza delivery order: thanks a whole dang lot. i was up there for like ten minutes just aimlesly waiting, ringing the doorbell, kicking moon rocks around