Whatever I Feel Like
The last time we were all together in the cave was because the Joker wanted it that way. Tonight it’s because I wanted it that way.
The Buddhists say if you meet somebody and your heart pounds, your hands shake, your knees go weak, that’s not the one. When you meet your ‘soul mate’ you’ll feel calm. No anxiety, no agitation
(via elauxe)

socialjustinope:

true gender equality

ughmartinfreeman:

what are you waiting for benedict

ughmartinfreeman:

what are you waiting for benedict

I accept the nomination for the ALS Ice Bucket Challenge and I hereby nominate Bill Murray, Andrew Gar-Field of Dreams, and Dame Maggie Smith.

satanicshadow:

jcohn:

momokurumi:

I CANNOT STOP LAUGHING OMG

I AM PISSING OH MY GOSH WHY IS THIS THE FUNNIEST THING I’VE EVER SEEN/HEARD

I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE

reallylameblog:

do NOT let anyone tell u that america is free, i tried to buy it once and it is in fact very very expensive

awkwardstandinglewiskennedy:

ultrafacts:

Want More facts? Follow the Ultrafacts Blog (Source)

I love that, leaving “only” 10m to his kids. What are they gonna do with that the poor things?

iceomseonixt:

bananaschnapple:

A hydra is a snake right? So basically Nick fury is trying to get hydra off the helicarrier right? Does that mean he’s trying to get those motherfucking snakes off his motherfucking plane?

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writeworld:

Writer’s Block
A picture says a thousand words. Write them.
Mission: Write a story, a description, a poem, a metaphor, a commentary, or a critique about this picture. Write something about this picture.
Be sure to tag writeworld in your block!

writeworld:

Writer’s Block

A picture says a thousand words. Write them.

Mission: Write a story, a description, a poem, a metaphor, a commentary, or a critique about this picture. Write something about this picture.

Be sure to tag writeworld in your block!