the winter soldier + quotes (inspired by [x])
STOP RIGHT THERE - TUMBLR POLICE
m’am do you have any idea how fast you were reblogging
WE SAID STOP RIGHT THERE
That last gif, man. XD
WAIT IS IT ACTUALLY GENUINELY A THING THAT AMERICANS DON’T HAVE KETTLES?
BUT THEN HOW DO THEY MAKE TEA?!
by throwing it into the harbor
i hope one day someone loves you as much as you love your favourite fictional character
I hate math tests because all throughout the unit it’s like really easy shit and then you think you’ve got it and then the test is like
if I throw a triangle out of a car and the car is going 20 mph and wind resistance is a thing that exists, what is the number of pancakes that can cover the sun multiplied by the number of cupcakes pedro can buy with one human soul changed into millimeters
how would one convert a human soul into millimeters?
omg whaT A TRAVESTY
ITS FROM FUCKING JURASSIC PARK WHAT THE HELL TUMBLR
Never not reblog on her special day.
never not reblog ever
“I slept on the streets. I lived in the alleyways of Gotham.
“Until Bruce took me in.” —Jason Todd, Teen Titans: Life and Death
natalia-romanova asked: gambit or
Brendon Urie realizing he shouldn’t have just said “whore” during an on-air performance.
This always makes me happy.