The last time we were all together in the cave was because the Joker wanted it that way. Tonight it’s because I wanted it that way.
true gender equality
what are you waiting for benedict
I accept the nomination for the ALS Ice Bucket Challenge and I hereby nominate Bill Murray, Andrew Gar-Field of Dreams, and Dame Maggie Smith.
I CANNOT STOP LAUGHING OMG
I AM PISSING OH MY GOSH WHY IS THIS THE FUNNIEST THING I’VE EVER SEEN/HEARD
I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE
do NOT let anyone tell u that america is free, i tried to buy it once and it is in fact very very expensive
I love that, leaving “only” 10m to his kids. What are they gonna do with that the poor things?
A hydra is a snake right? So basically Nick fury is trying to get hydra off the helicarrier right? Does that mean he’s trying to get those motherfucking snakes off his motherfucking plane?
#I CANNOT FUCKING BELIEVE#THAT IT HAS BEEN NEARLY TWO MONTHS#AND THIS IS THE FIRST FUCKING TIME I’VE SEEN ANYONE MAKE THIS JOKE#FOR THE LOVE OF GOD#I CAN’T BELIEVE IT’S BEEN TWO MONTHS AND *I* DIDN’T MAKE THIS JOKE#I’M DISAPPOINTED IN ALL OF US#cap 2 (x)